#20

waheeeeeyyy

(I already replied)

#21

Are they trying to sell you tickets for something? Is it Mange tout?

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#22

this is terrible

#23

Quality has never been a barrier to any of my posting.

#24

Itā€™s clearly a general thread for examples of people being or acting like a wanker.

It is not for military rankings within the wanker sphere, although I guess one could logically coin the phrase ā€˜Brigadier General Wankerā€™ to refer to some arch neckbeard of a wanker off the back of this?

#25

Well Theodore, it seems like youā€™re a recent example here for that aloof response.

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#26

Major Wanker

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#27

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#28

actually this, the military, just being into it and having an interest in the guns and tanks etc they used in each battle

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#29

there was a guy in my french class like this, the only bit of french he would try at was the 2nd world war stuff. He probably shouldā€™ve just done history.

#30

Private Wanker

wait

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#31

Iā€™m your Private Wanker
Your Wanker for Money
Iā€™ll do what you want me to do
Iā€™m your Private Wanker for money
And any old music will do

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#32

If this gets a load of replies after I turned it down, Iā€™m going to be well annoyed

#33

let me here you say whey-oh
whey-oh!

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#34

Bodum-tschhh!

#35

Being the type of person that has an awareness of / or tries to fake an awareness of military / police units , platoon whatever they are called

A typical comment might be

ā€œ54th parachute regiment? Yeah those boys donā€™t fuck about.ā€

Iā€™m aware this is quite obscure, but I know what I mean and these people are terrible

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#36

:smiley: Faking this sort of knowledge

#37

Absolute worst thing about studying politics was the army fetishists jumping up and down to show they can name a certain brand of helicopter. Utter wank.

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#39

Just thought youā€™d like to know that I just saw Bodum Muesli Man miss his train by 30 seconds and then get bollocked because he was hammering on the door trying to get the driver to open it :smiley:

#40

aaawww :pensive: