“Unless you’re the Percy Ingle Multi-seed Tin Loaf I do NOT want any fucking seeds in you”
I think your chat up technique needs work Anto
State of the boards today, I tell thee
Also you seen the price of the sandwiches they try and hock in Big Percy’s? Daylight robbery
Always wondered what would happen if you planted a granary roll in the garden
Is this like that time you bought chocolate clearly labelled as containing salt and then complained about the salt?
My local Pingles is closed for refurbishment. I’m really irked about it.
Seeds are so good for you though!
What’s Percy Ingles
My favourite is the one on Broadway market and I wouldn’t dream of darkening another’s door
Still trying to land a joke about super seeded/supersede
It’s a bakery chain in bin city
Mostly better than Greggs
THAT’S THE EXACT ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT, RUFFERS!!!
Oh right, thought it was some affectionate name for M&S or something
He’s my best friend
You know farmhouse bread will have some unnecessary debris in it
What are you? Soil or something!
If you’re a BUDGIE! (i am not)
You ever had one of their vegetable pasties Ant? Top tier. Top. But £2.50
Imagine if you’d said “My local Pringles is closed for refurbishment.” and you meant that the nearest tub of Pringles to you was closed and loads of little crisp men carrying out refurbishments on it.