Get your joke on a Penguin!

This thread can either be about our attempts to get a joke on a Penguin, or discussing how awful it is when companies expect people to work for free. I’m fine with either, it’s up to you

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Do you think they could fit the bees joke on there? Maybe on a multipack.

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do you think they’d accept 'why can’t you buy pants from northern ukraine? ‘chernobyl fall out’

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because thats my only joke

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You’ve gotta make it penguin themed

why can’t penguins buy pants from northern ukraine?
'chernobyl fallout

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Didn’t know mcvities made penguins and honestly it surprises me because penguins are shit and mcvities chocolate digestives are nice

Hope you’re happy Joke.

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More than you could ever know

Imagine getting a “happy business!” Penguin bar. Imagine that moment.

I’m going to go cry myself to sleep. Goodnight.

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Why was the penguin upset on the first day of school?

Because their pencil case didn’t have their new pens in

This doesn’t work does it

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its done me but I dont know why

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don’t get it

Why was the penguin upset at the end of the stationary competition?

Because they really really hoped that their pens’d win

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Pens in / penguin what’s not to get?

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this is poetry but again, no idea :smiley:
also stationary competition :smiley:

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Pens’d win / penguin what’s not to get?!!

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Come on guys, throw me a bone

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creasing me this

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