What’s black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender
Lots of people in the replies on Twitter very earnestly complaining about this.
Guys it’s a marketing exercise. It costs more to run a competition than to buy 1 joke off wherever they get their jokes from.
An embarrassed penguin
What’s a penguins favourite relative?
*a pens’d win a blender
what’s a penguin’s favourite antibiotic
I guess this is life now
what did the penguin say to their penguin business client
I’ve pen(g)-u-in for [some kind of penguiny time]
Who is penguin’s favourite sci-fi author?
Ursula K. Le Penguin
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
Why did the Mexican penguin push Mrs penguin off the iceberg?
What did Ebenezer Scrooge say to the ghost of Christmas past that was also a small penguin?
Penguin goes into a pub and says ‘have you seen my brother?’ and the barman says ‘I don’t know, what does he look like?’
How many languages do penguins speak?
Why has a penguin never been beaten at anything?
Because if they had they’d be a peng-lose.
I’ve got a stonker about a policemen shooting an unarmed penguin but I think it’s in too poor taste. I’ll let you fill in the gaps.
Who is a penguin’s favourite 90s novelty rapper?
Why are penguins rubbish feminists?
They don’t see it as a black and white issue
What do you get if a gentoo fucks a rodent?