Hmm
What’s the difference between an Emperor penguin and Boris Johnson?
One’s a large flightless mammal, and the other’s a cunt
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What’s a penguins favourite chocolate biscuit?
A McVitie’s Penguin.
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What’s a penguin’s favourite STD?
Pubic lICE
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What’s a penguin’s favourite way to insult another, different penguin?
“You know nothing”, on snow
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What’a penguins favourite Quentin Tarantino film?
Krill Bill
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How do you keep a penguin in prison?
With penguin bars
Can also be a zoo
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So essentially they just want you to do their job for them for free
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Who’s a penguin’s favourite pop star?
Chilly Eilish
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No, I’m pretty sure they’ll still make the actual biscuits
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Have you not entered their logistics and distribution competition?
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Fuck that’s quite good*
*Relatively, obv.
Chilly Eilfish
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What’s a penguins favourite Disney movie?
Frozen
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Since Ruffers has done the chernobyl one it has to be
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he (k)needed a poo!!! 
EDIT: are they supposed to be penguin related? Because this was a penguin baker.
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What do you call the sister of a penguin’s parents?
Aunt Artica
A penguin says to another penguin “my mate has just flown south for winter”
“puffin?”
“well he was a bit out of breath”
I’ve just made that up, needs a little refinement I think, otherwise solid 
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Doesn’t follow the back of penguin format though
I’ve eaten 6 penguins this week alone and not noticed any jokes. perhaps it’s time to rethink the old “back of penguin format”
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What football team do penguins support?
Cold-chester United!
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