Can we hear a fuller version of this please, sounds amazing

Got sacked from a succession of crappy Saturday jobs as a teenager - because I was basically incompetent and lazy.

I worked in a garage for a short while, sweeping/mopping/cleaning up after the mechanics. They replaced me while I was on holiday. I only found out when I went in to do my first shift after getting back, and found someone else doing my job.

I then went to work in a petrol station. I was sacked after the second time I put petrol in a diesel car.

not your fault mate.

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I was on something called ‘critical report’ in year 9 which meant I had to get three ticks in every single lesson for good behaviour otherwise I had a detention on a Friday afternoon after school so for a full year I had a detention on every Friday afternoon after school

Simpler times. We had citizenship lessons with Miss Batty so they really hadn’t left me with a choice

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yep, started bunking off every Friday. Teacher called my house and left an answer machine message while I was at the house, bunking off. Obviously deleted it.

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Sounds fair tbh :wink:

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Was suspended and the put into isolation for beating Adam with his shoe after he stabbed me in the dick with a pencil

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Jack Davenport forum in 2005

a friend was obsessed with him so i trolled their forum. not in a witty or intelligent way, i was 12.

(friend and i got through it, she is my best gal pal now)

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I got fired from one job for my internet usage.

You’d think I learn but here I am typing away on the internet during work hours.

are you more of a troublemaker or a trouble reporter

  • Troublemaker
  • Troublereporter

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i got someone else suspended (tbf she was bullying me in a really targeted way) and the headmistress did a mediation between us. never had any trouble from the girl again, mainly because she just stopped coming into school permanently

there was also a day where she was put into isolation and she climbed out the window, jumped onto the roof below, clambered off that and strolled off home

Sure, soon as I get back to a laptop :computer:

Obviously she’s awful for bullying you, that’s horrible, but this is a power move and it’s hard to not respect it.

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Once got fired from a job after two months (so still within probation), for basically being useless at it.

Best bit is I got offered the job in the interview. Crash and burn, baby. Crash. and. burn.

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What’s this isolation people are talking about, like solitary confinement at school? Don’t think we had that

Saturday morning detention was quite a regular fixture for me at one point. Teacher didn’t even turn up half the time.

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yeah just a desk in a tiny room facing a wall. Teacher would come in a couple of times a day to give you more work just usually timewasting general studies type crap

Achewood summed up my feelings on this:

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My school was one long detention.

Even had chapel on a Saturday morning

:sob::sob::sob:

(/Tory)

oooof

We had lessons on Saturday mornings. Fucking bullshit man