#48

Jack Davenport forum in 2005

a friend was obsessed with him so i trolled their forum. not in a witty or intelligent way, i was 12.

(friend and i got through it, she is my best gal pal now)

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#49

I got fired from one job for my internet usage.

You’d think I learn but here I am typing away on the internet during work hours.

#50

are you more of a troublemaker or a trouble reporter

  • Troublemaker
  • Troublereporter

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i got someone else suspended (tbf she was bullying me in a really targeted way) and the headmistress did a mediation between us. never had any trouble from the girl again, mainly because she just stopped coming into school permanently

there was also a day where she was put into isolation and she climbed out the window, jumped onto the roof below, clambered off that and strolled off home

#51

Sure, soon as I get back to a laptop :computer:

#52

Obviously she’s awful for bullying you, that’s horrible, but this is a power move and it’s hard to not respect it.

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#53

Once got fired from a job after two months (so still within probation), for basically being useless at it.

Best bit is I got offered the job in the interview. Crash and burn, baby. Crash. and. burn.

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#54

What’s this isolation people are talking about, like solitary confinement at school? Don’t think we had that

#55

Saturday morning detention was quite a regular fixture for me at one point. Teacher didn’t even turn up half the time.

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#56

yeah just a desk in a tiny room facing a wall. Teacher would come in a couple of times a day to give you more work just usually timewasting general studies type crap

#57

Achewood summed up my feelings on this:

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#58

My school was one long detention.

Even had chapel on a Saturday morning

:sob::sob::sob:

(/Tory)

#59

oooof

#60

We had lessons on Saturday mornings. Fucking bullshit man

#61

I had pretty awful friends but I was a nerd at school. Got given detention because my friend threw my shoe at a teacher. The house leader/detention giver got fired years later for being racist so that’s my solace (he was a total asshole)

That’s about it

#62

Got sacked from my paper round for dumping my bag full of papers in a hedge. Should be an XR activist really.

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#63

Last time I saw my parents she told me they hadn’t spoken to an old neighbour for ages before they moved because I called their kid “Becky Bungalow” as she had “nothing upstairs” - pretty smart for a 6/7 year old to be fair.

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#64

Recycling 101

#65

Got sacked for overindulging on the free bar at the Xmas party. Woke up in A&E covered in my own sick with my boss’s boss’ boss looking at me :grimacing:

Went through about a month of disciplinary hearings over it, no idea why I didn’t jump before I was pushed tbh

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#66

Savage! :smiley:

#67

Should have sued them for getting you sick with a free bar.

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