#170

When I went to disney as a child all i could think of was when the hell are we getting one of those big turkey legs and when can i refill my big soda cup

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#171

:joy:
We planned on paying for it all ourselves but her parents offered to pay for the venue and mine did the wine and corkage.

#172

:heart:

#173

When I was at Disney last I was obsessed with getting one of them big turkey legs, and when I finally did, it was pretty gross. Biggest disappointment of the trip.

#174

How rude Theo - I’m just facilitating some diverting chat here you know. A talking shop if you will…

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#175

Sorry my man. Meant in the lightest possible way.

Has @anon5266188 done a @anon29812515 and left us? I can’t believe he didn’t say hello on Sunday when I chanced across the DiS Football team and I expected him in this thread.

#176

Only got married 4 years ago and genuinely have no idea how much it cost (cos I’m a massive Tory and money is no object and anyway it was mostly paid for by various parents)

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#177

Probably the chlorine.

#178

balonz hasn’t really gone has he?

#179

Dunno, he’s not been back.

#180

probably something stuck in his anus or something

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Guys, I went back to the DiS site
#181

Not reading all this shite, but the main thing is, if you are going to get married and invite people, you provide a free bar or enough wine at the table for everyone to get hammered, or seriously, just don’t bother.

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#182

Ant wasn’t at the football on Sunday.

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#183

Last Vegas, $200, 7 minutes, Englebert Humperdinck impersonator witness only (not on impersonation duty). Got it out the way quick so we could get on with with having fun.

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#184

Haha!! This is incredible.

#185

I seem to be the only person on the planet who wants a wedding and not a marriage. Wedding = getting all yer mates and family in the same place for a massive fuck-off party while he looks fit in an expensive suit and you look fit in a fancy dress. Everyone gets hammered and loves you and gives you presents, you get to dance to banging tunes all night and get a bonk in at the end of the evening, then go on a massive holiday and come back to find out which of your friends from different groups hooked up. Solid! What kind of weirdo wouldn’t think that that was awesome??

But I don’t like the thought of legally binding myself to a person for eternity (even if you can slough them off with a divorce if necessary) and I think I’d feel really suffocated by that finality. Also my family is very traditional and would be horrified by the sort of wedding that would make me happy and the moaning from them that I’d have to put up with would really ruin my buzz. So I don’t actually want to get hitched although I could maybe be swayed if he really wanted to do it (on the condition of there being no traditional bullshit). No babies though.

Although the guys I fancy who fancy me always go off me really quickly so it’s all moot :+1:

#186

Yeah. That’s what it’s all about. Most of our mates who got married did similar, so I feel it’s only right. Giving a bit back.

Naaah, not after 10+ pints. Was like trying to get a cat in a bath.

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#187

And he’s too busy right now to discuss this topic. Or any other topic.

#188

I only decided I wanted to get married after I realised this didn’t have to be the case. It’s weird that people see all these marriages ending in divorce for whatever reason and thinking “yeah but that won’t be me”. I’m lucky that the TV agrees that you can’t promise to love someone forever and we never made any promises like that. We obviously hope we will, but falling out of love and/or getting divorced doesn’t mean the relationship was a bad idea or failed.

Totally agree on weddings, I understand why a big wedding isn’t for everyone but having a weekend where you get to meet up with pals you don’t see often, getting pissed and wearing a nice frock, what’s not to like?

FWIW, still don’t think marriage is necessary or even that important but I’m glad I did it myself

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#190

Mind if I forward this on to all of my friends? Tight fisted hippy cunts the lot of them.

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