Getting one shirt dry cleaned


Possible? Weird? Pointless?


Possible, yes.

I’d probably buy a new shirt tbh.


Can you get a new shirt that doesn’t need ironing immediately?


You could get a non-iron one, but of course that’s a lie.


Find a shirt on a rack rather than in a pack.


Yeah, I heard that too


That sounds like a whole thing


Is the shirt going to be worn with a suit? And does the suit need dry cleaning?


It will be worn with a suit and the suit doesn’t need dry cleaning


Ask a neighbour to iron it for you


It also needs to be clean


Give the suit a trial run and mucky it up so it needs dry cleaning.


Tbh, I’ll probably get the whole fucking suit dry cleaned again just to avoid the awkwardness of going into a dry cleaners with a single shirt.


Ask a colleague to wash it for you


We have an office washing machine


Why did you buy a dry clean only shirt in the first place?


I don’t think it’s a dry clean only shirt


Darren*? ahahahaha

*really feel there might be someone called Darren in your office


Also, is this for tea towels etc or actually for people to do their washing?


We have one Darren, a recent employee