#19

How’s his current vegetable peeler? because the good grips can sort out a butternut squash with minimal effort

#20

I got a two pack of almond croissants for a quid…?

#21

Forgot to go get this at lunch.

Hypothetically, if I forget tomorrow too, do we reckon I’ve got legitimate grounds to be angry at her for not getting me anything?

I say yes.

#23

Bet it wasn’t even one of those new quids, you hedonistic Britain-hating monster

#24

I paid by card to save some smelting power.

#25

Think that’s going to be my new band name.

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#26

ha, that’s SO funny.

#28

I mean it’s no ‘Paypal infallibility’ but thanks

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#29

Reckon that must be the first Easter card anyone has ever received

#30

I get them every year. Not sure if it’s a Catholic thing.

#31

yep, we do too (no Catholicism in my case)

#32

Chocolate snacks only, sorry Lonzy.

#33

please note I have never sent an Easter card myself because I am not insane

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#34

I could brown on them?

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#35

My son made one at nursery for us.

#36

Sicko.

#37

Plus all cards are bullshit*, aren’t they. Really pleased with how my boycott’s going.

*aye alright, maybe not the birthday card I got from my niece this year where she’d written by name all by herself and her own name had a backwards ‘e’ in it but THAT’S IT

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#38

yeah they are

there was added sadness this year though because mr pn’s nan usually sends us one and she did this year too, but she’s getting on a bit and she’s now unable to write out her own cards :disappointed_relieved:

#39

@anon5266188 I just nailed a “grab bag” (?) of “mixed” M&Ms from Tesco (£1 intro offer). Can you actually selotape coin(s) to the value of £1 to a piece of paper and post it to me please?

#40

Of course! I’ll just need the first line of your address, your mother’s maiden name and your date of birth in order to process the transaction