Give me some useless but cheerful facts

This thread has seriously blown my MIND

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Isa good thread

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the bitter feud and resulting legal battle was the inspiration behind elton john’s 1972 hit single ‘rocket man’

I bought this record today. Not all Clowns are bad.

the word helicopter comes from the greek words helico (meaning spiral) and pteron (meaning wing)

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ironically, Al (Dr Horse) Pittman is both a horse and a large animal vet. his musical jockeys have, in fact, very little musical training.

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Thankfully the tour was saved when the head of the catholic church agreed to tour as a guest vocalist and they just crossed out all the 'Y’s from the shirts.

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ironically, acorns contain very little actual corn

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Asexuals contain very little sex

Starburst used to be called opal fruits but the Europeans made us change it and that’s why brexit happened.

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baby hulk hogans are called hulklets

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baby jamos was called jamlet

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Baby Tom Hanks’ are called Hanklets.

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a baby frog is called a @froglet

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My brother wrote this as an answer on his 11+ test.
He still gets the piss taken out of him for it.

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56% of animals are homosexual

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