I just ate a mueberry bluffin.
yeah that’s a corker
hope you don’t mind btw I didn’t see your thread, not meaning to steal your thunder
Went to school with a guy called Matt Cook.
Not at all, this is the best of!
cat mook? what’ a mook?
The difference between a butcher and a nightwatchman.
A butcher weighs a steak; a nightwatchman stays awake.
Muck. Cat muck means cat poo.
but his name isn’t matt cuck?
you know what forget about it, it’s still good thanks
now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
It’s all in the pronunciation and it’s hilarious when you’re 8.
Moving on, Slack Babbeth is a great tribute band name.
Back Slabbeth is better
Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks.
took me a while to realise there were two seperate ones