Brintey Spears
cat mook? what’ a mook?
The difference between a butcher and a nightwatchman.
A butcher weighs a steak; a nightwatchman stays awake.
Muck. Cat muck means cat poo.
but his name isn’t matt cuck?
you know what forget about it, it’s still good thanks
now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
It’s all in the pronunciation and it’s hilarious when you’re 8.
Moving on, Slack Babbeth is a great tribute band name.
Back Slabbeth is better
Rayne Wooney
Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks.
took me a while to realise there were two seperate ones
Friar Tuck.
Courtesy of a Russ Abbott sketch circa 1984.
Just been to deed the fucks
@Sexico_Mitty
(My nan accidentally said this to me as a kid and she’s still mortified by it)
Par cark. I say this on a daily basis.
My dad once bought me a stunt kite, which he spoonerised to much hilarity. Also, there was actually a kid in my brother’s year by the unfortunate name of Michael Hunt, which is just bad planning on the part of his parents.
