cat mook? what’ a mook?

The difference between a butcher and a nightwatchman.

A butcher weighs a steak; a nightwatchman stays awake.

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Muck. Cat muck means cat poo.

but his name isn’t matt cuck?

you know what forget about it, it’s still good thanks :slight_smile:

now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

It’s all in the pronunciation and it’s hilarious when you’re 8.

Moving on, Slack Babbeth is a great tribute band name.

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Back Slabbeth is better

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Rayne Wooney

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Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks.

took me a while to realise there were two seperate ones

Friar Tuck.

Courtesy of a Russ Abbott sketch circa 1984.

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Just been to deed the fucks

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@Sexico_Mitty

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(My nan accidentally said this to me as a kid and she’s still mortified by it)

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Par cark. I say this on a daily basis.

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My dad once bought me a stunt kite, which he spoonerised to much hilarity. Also, there was actually a kid in my brother’s year by the unfortunate name of Michael Hunt, which is just bad planning on the part of his parents.

Cunning stunts.