#1

I just ate a mueberry bluffin.

#2
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#3

yeah that’s a corker

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#4

hope you don’t mind btw I didn’t see your thread, not meaning to steal your thunder

#5

spooney knifey

#6

Went to school with a guy called Matt Cook.

#7

Not at all, this is the best of!

#8

Brintey Spears

#9

cat mook? what’ a mook?

#10

The difference between a butcher and a nightwatchman.

A butcher weighs a steak; a nightwatchman stays awake.

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#11

Muck. Cat muck means cat poo.

#12

but his name isn’t matt cuck?

#13

you know what forget about it, it’s still good thanks :slight_smile:

#14

now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

#15

It’s all in the pronunciation and it’s hilarious when you’re 8.

Moving on, Slack Babbeth is a great tribute band name.

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#16

Back Slabbeth is better

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#17

Rayne Wooney

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#18

Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks.

#19

took me a while to realise there were two seperate ones

#20