Friar Tuck.
Courtesy of a Russ Abbott sketch circa 1984.
Just been to deed the fucks
(My nan accidentally said this to me as a kid and sheās still mortified by it)
Par cark. I say this on a daily basis.
My dad once bought me a stunt kite, which he spoonerised to much hilarity. Also, there was actually a kid in my brotherās year by the unfortunate name of Michael Hunt, which is just bad planning on the part of his parents.
Cunning stunts.
I was in a nativity play in primary school and was a disciple. My line was supposed to be āI need to go to bethlehem (maybe, canāt remember for certain) for a pair of shoes.ā
Much hilarity was caused when I spoonerised it accidentally.
Also, Iāve just realised, why the fuck was I a disciple when presumably jesus wasnāt even born?
A friend had a lecturer who said āIād rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomyā, not sure how well known this is
Lenny Kunt
Hotel tour
Bank wire
Fizzy jello
Germ spotter
I have a soft spot for Jadper Carrott doing Bastity Chelt but thatās because I discovered tapes of his ages about 13 in the library and havenāt ever gone back yo experience the cringe.
āIāll see if Iām able to unlick your pockā
Iām not sure if I prefer them or Weevie Stunder.
nah not really