⚽ Give time to the lemons: Football in September 2023 ⚽

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https://x.com/PoliticsMoments/status/1704462666377359386?s=20

Don’t mate. It’s still raw.

Mix of the armando ianucci football sketch and the kang & kodos presedential race

This isn’t dodgy. Stop saying it’s dodgy.

Pulled 500m from out their ares

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Perisic has done his ACl, thats possibly a career ender isn’t it?

seems ACLs happen all the time. The new metatarsal

Would be like watching 22 Wout Weghorsts

@bugduv being an FT subscriber - actually probably unsurprising tbh.

You would get a goal eventually, if the match took a year

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Exactly the same date of birth as Jarvis Cocker! Maybe they were born within an hour of each other?

  • Galatasaray Spor Kulübü
  • FC København
  • Draw
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  • Fußball-Club Bayern München e. V.
  • Manchester United PLC
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Arsenal Football Club, blud
  • Philips Sport Vereniging
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Sevilla FC
  • RC Lens
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Real Madrid
  • Union Berlin
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Braga
  • Napoli
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Benfica
  • RB Salzburg
  • Draw
0 voters
  • Real Sociedad
  • Inter Internazionale Milano
  • Draw
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  • Norwich City
  • Leicester City
  • Draw
  • didn’t they play each other last week
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  • Hull City
  • Leeds United
  • Draw
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No polling amateur league stuff on European nights please, guv’nor.

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Thinking of a former prem player (still active but no longer in the prem)

Vlad Chiriches

Fuck off! It actually is Vlad Chiriches

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This has freaked my nut out. You hacked my Google history or something?

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I think we’ll snatch a truely disgusting 1-2 pen + 92nd minute counter from garnacho or something

Yup :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

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