GIVE US YOUR FOOTBALL CHANTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

WE’VE GOT CULLY, WE’VE GOT BASTOCK
WE’VE GOT EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED
RORY AT THE BACK
GASHY IN ATTACK
KING’S LYNN ARE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

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CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA

I’m not a Chelsea fan, just the shitness of this chant always makes me chuckle

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WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF LARRIEUS
A TEAM OF LARRIEUS
A TEAM OF LARRIEUS
NUMBER ONE IS LARRIEU
NUMBER TWO IS LARRIEU
NUMBER THREE IS LARRIEU
NUMBER FOUR IS LARRIEU
NUMBER FIVE IS LARRIEU
NUMBER SIX IS LARRIEU
NUMBER SEVEN IS LARRIEU
NUMBER EIGHT IS LARRIEU
NUMBER NINE IS LARRIEU
NUMBER TEN IS LARRIEU
NUMBER ELEVEN IS LARRIEU
ALL THE SUBS ARE LARRIEU
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF LARRIEUS

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fuck you

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM?

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YOU CAN KICK THAT BALL
YOU CAN KICK THAT BALL!

YOU CAN KICK THAT BALL
INTO THE GOAL WITH YOUR FOOT

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(When we play Exeter, Bristol Rovers or Portsmouth)

DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARDS

or

GRIM NORTHERN SHITHOLE
YOU’RE JUST A GRIM NORTHERN SHITHOLE

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WAYOOWAYOOOOWWAAAYYY DERBY COUNTY

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Y DALE ALEGRIA ALEGRIA A MI CORAZON
ES LA HINCHADA DEL DEPOR QUE YA LLEGO
TENEIS QUE PONER EL ALMA Y EL CORAZON
TENEIS QUE PONERLO TODO PARA SER CAMPEON
Y YA VERAS, COMO EL ASCENSO A PRIMERA VAS A LOGRAR
Y YA VERAS COMO EL PUTO BALAIDOS SE VA A QUEMAR

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PARKLIFE!

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FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A POWER POD
AND PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS

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SMASH BANG WOW IT’S A PENALTY KICK
GET THAT BALL IN THE NET YOU PRICK

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:wave::wave:

BALL BALL BALL
FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY
FOOT FOOT FOOT
FOOTBALL

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Think about this at least weekly.

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Your two so far have read like things Andy Falkous might consider dropping into a verse

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G.L.E.N.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L

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Is this to the tune of D.A.N.C.E by Justice, because I’m struggling to make it fit

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WHAT’S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL

IT’S MICHAEL CHOPRA
IT’S MICHAEL CHOPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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