Giving films more informative titles

With a lot of films, whether you enjoyed it or not, there’s a little bit of you that’s like “Well what in the hell did that have to do with the title of the film!”.

This thread is for the titles that films should have had so that the people watching them would have a better idea about whether or not it’s the film for them.

The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

7 Likes

Big Gorilla has Climbed a Building

1 Like

A wealthy orphan assaults people with mental health issues

4 Likes

The girl who seems shallow but it turns out is actually nice and totally fancies her step brother

3 Likes

it’s kevin spacey

9 Likes

Big unsinkable ship sinks after smashing into iceberg

1 Like

Badfellas

10 Likes

Dr Lecter from the Silence of the Lambs is back in an inferior sequel.

1 Like

Star Battles.

only really a single war innit.

1 Like

Ogre has his marriage meddled with by his father in law and a fairy

1 Like

Shark Jaws

2 Likes

Jackanory with Kevin Spacey

1 Like

Irresponsible Archeologist Thief

2 Likes

The crown for this one always goes to Ice, Sea, Dead People

Admittedly fails to mention the boat aspect

Hayley Joel Osmont is in it.

The Ghost Who Didn’t Know He Was A Ghost

4 Likes

Jim Carrey Gets Amnesia And Doesn’t Pull Stupid Faces For A Change

Featuring Hayley Joel Osmont.

1 Like

Dinosaur Park

4 Likes