With a lot of films, whether you enjoyed it or not, there’s a little bit of you that’s like “Well what in the hell did that have to do with the title of the film!”.
This thread is for the titles that films should have had so that the people watching them would have a better idea about whether or not it’s the film for them.
The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down
Big Gorilla has Climbed a Building
A wealthy orphan assaults people with mental health issues
The girl who seems shallow but it turns out is actually nice and totally fancies her step brother
Big unsinkable ship sinks after smashing into iceberg
Dr Lecter from the Silence of the Lambs is back in an inferior sequel.
only really a single war innit.
Ogre has his marriage meddled with by his father in law and a fairy
Jackanory with Kevin Spacey
Irresponsible Archeologist Thief
The crown for this one always goes to Ice, Sea, Dead People
Admittedly fails to mention the boat aspect
Hayley Joel Osmont is in it.
The Ghost Who Didn’t Know He Was A Ghost
Jim Carrey Gets Amnesia And Doesn’t Pull Stupid Faces For A Change
Featuring Hayley Joel Osmont.