Big Fantasy Dustup Over a Ring

Rich British People At It Over Christmas

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Keanu Hits People

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Guillermo del Toro steals Greta Gerwig’s Oscar

Blade 2?

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You mean “A Sequel to Blade (1998)”

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The 2nd Blade film, in which blade battles one of the Bros lads who is a new type of vampire that eats regular vampires.

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John Carter: Superman on Mars.

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A 100 year old ‘vampire’ who has Sparkly skin spends his life being a mega predator seducing high school girls. Also contains dubious racial stereotyping.

The bit where he meets Edgar Rice Burroughs - fucking hell :smile:

Two drunks go on holiday by mistake and get threatened with an eel

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50 Shades of mild BDSM and problematic power structures.

Burning Man Festival on Wheels

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Kill The Cop, Get Good Crop?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Star Now So He Is Now The Hero In This Sequel, A Cop Is The Villain Now As ACAB.

The Post-Apocalyptic Train That Couldn’t Slow Down

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:smiley:

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This White Man Can Jump But Likes To Pretend That He Can’t

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It’s Like Die Hard But On A Boat

It’s Like Die Hard But In An Ice Hockey Arena