The 2nd Blade film, in which blade battles one of the Bros lads who is a new type of vampire that eats regular vampires.
John Carter: Superman on Mars.
A 100 year old ‘vampire’ who has Sparkly skin spends his life being a mega predator seducing high school girls. Also contains dubious racial stereotyping.
The bit where he meets Edgar Rice Burroughs - fucking hell
Two drunks go on holiday by mistake and get threatened with an eel
50 Shades of mild BDSM and problematic power structures.
Burning Man Festival on Wheels
Kill The Cop, Get Good Crop?
Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Star Now So He Is Now The Hero In This Sequel, A Cop Is The Villain Now As ACAB.
The Post-Apocalyptic Train That Couldn’t Slow Down
This White Man Can Jump But Likes To Pretend That He Can’t
It’s Like Die Hard But On A Boat
It’s Like Die Hard But In An Ice Hockey Arena
It’s Like Die Hard But In An Airport
How Jamaica got their Bobsleigh Team
Weird IT Creep Screws Over IT Twins To Form All Powerful Fascist Networking Website
Michael Jordan Does Basketball With Bugs Bunny: Aliens Are in it As Well
The Raid: Judge Dredd Edition
Likeable Character Develops Super Powers, Humour And Life Lessons Ensue, They Confront And Defeat A Villain With Personal Links To Them. Bonus Scene After Credits.
