Nothing’s Happening

The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking lego

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Who Live In The Sewer, Fight Bad Guys and Enjoy Pizza

raging bull, the boxer

School Of Criminal Negligence In Their Vetting Of Supply Teachers

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Dinosaur theme park goes badly.

I Know What You Did Last Summer, You Knocked Me Down With Your Car. Now I’m back To Kill You With A Hook.

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Les Miserable Fuckers Keep On Singing

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Shark Hunts And Then Gets Hunted Himself

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Big Fantasy Dustup Over a Ring

Rich British People At It Over Christmas

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Keanu Hits People

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Guillermo del Toro steals Greta Gerwig’s Oscar

Blade 2?

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You mean “A Sequel to Blade (1998)”

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The 2nd Blade film, in which blade battles one of the Bros lads who is a new type of vampire that eats regular vampires.

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John Carter: Superman on Mars.

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A 100 year old ‘vampire’ who has Sparkly skin spends his life being a mega predator seducing high school girls. Also contains dubious racial stereotyping.

The bit where he meets Edgar Rice Burroughs - fucking hell :smile:

Two drunks go on holiday by mistake and get threatened with an eel

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