Nothing’s Happening
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking lego
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Who Live In The Sewer, Fight Bad Guys and Enjoy Pizza
raging bull, the boxer
School Of Criminal Negligence In Their Vetting Of Supply Teachers
Dinosaur theme park goes badly.
I Know What You Did Last Summer, You Knocked Me Down With Your Car. Now I’m back To Kill You With A Hook.
Les Miserable Fuckers Keep On Singing
Shark Hunts And Then Gets Hunted Himself
Big Fantasy Dustup Over a Ring
Rich British People At It Over Christmas
Keanu Hits People
Guillermo del Toro steals Greta Gerwig’s Oscar
Blade 2?
You mean “A Sequel to Blade (1998)”
The 2nd Blade film, in which blade battles one of the Bros lads who is a new type of vampire that eats regular vampires.
John Carter: Superman on Mars.
A 100 year old ‘vampire’ who has Sparkly skin spends his life being a mega predator seducing high school girls. Also contains dubious racial stereotyping.
The bit where he meets Edgar Rice Burroughs - fucking hell
Two drunks go on holiday by mistake and get threatened with an eel