round the fuckin lots of youse
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Good commitment guys, let’s keep it up.
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‘…but they still die younger on average than people anywhere else in the UK’.
Toffee, spade, skull and crossbones.
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My great-uncle Bill, born in the Gorbals circa 1920 is still going strong. Puts it down to whisky.
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It’s always whisky isn’t it. They’ll interview Mary, aged 110, on the news and ask her for the secret to longevity and the answer is always a whisky or six a day.
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yeah i mind chatting to one of my all time dogs granda, he was 90, switched on tae fuck and still lived on his own.
what’s yer secret ma man?
well son, i drink a few whisky every day!
He’s got a FB account too, and his grandson puts photos of him. Looks about 70.
My uncle’s probably just stolen the years off all the other old glaswegian men.
roll & square sausage to celebrate I think
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my gran’s 88 and still going strong, no medication or fuck all. don’t think she’s eaten a vegetable since the 60s.
subsists purely on tea and biscuits.
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I think you just need a reason to keep going. For some that’s a love of whisky, for others it’s biscuits.
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In all seriousness though our country is so, so rich and the lack of investment in our poorest areas is a fucking embarrassment
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Question: If Scotland left the glorious union of the kingdoms, would this shit get better?
we better link the journo who wrote that to this thread, sounds like this “research” is a load of baloney
His grandson looks about 70 or he looks about 70 in the photos? I mean if he had kids ~20 and his children had kids ~20 then I guess his grandson would be about 70.
Yeah, sounds about right. Could they have got the cash together to do it though? Like I’m sure there’s a big enough ‘left’ in Scotland that those kind of policies would get a party in to power (a good thing), but in reality could they actually follow through on it?
No I meant my 90 something great uncle looks about 70.
Oh yeah, I have got all confused. 
Rejected Desitiny’s Child lyrics?
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Sounds good man.