Glastonbury changes its name to "The Variety Bazaar"


#21

Even though that’s clearly not real (Fleet Foxes are a Latitude exclusive; The Hives and Blood Orange would not play such high profile slots; Wyld Stallions), if it were I’d be very pleased indeed.

Much of it seems plausible!


#22

Still holding out for Carole King for the legends slot though. Barry Gibb would be an underwhelming pick.


#23

We should totally crowdfund a squidpan / Tiger Crew double header gig.


#24

Squidcrew/Tigerpan


#25

In fact (and I know I’ve posted this twice now, but hey)


#26

Beautiful *wipes away tear *


#27

Actually:


#28

Your Sunday headliner, ladies and gentlemen


#29

Amazing, such a good line up this year so far…not


#30

Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Avalanches, Kris Kristofferson, and Ed Sheeran.

4/5 isn’t bad.


#31

I saw the absolute doppelganger of Ed Sheeran this morning as I was cycling. He was driving a fairly beaten up looking Vauxhall Corsa. Tbh I wouldn’t rule it out as being him- some kind of “look at me, I’m just a normal 20something” stunt.


#32

Liam Gallagher is playing apparently.


#33

I’m not an advocate of the action of replying to a thread with simply ‘lol’ and an emoji that is crying with laughter but it seems that this is just such an occasion where such deployment would be fully justified


#34

What exactly has caused such scornful mirth?


#35

I actually have no recollection…must have replied to the wrong thread!..thus scornful mirth now turned very much inwards…


#36

First lineup poster all but guaranteed to come out today. Always get a little giddy with excitement before it comes out.


#37

I’d love it if the lineup poster came out today. It’s a very gloomy day and I need something to cheer me up. But I also think that they’ll choose not to bring it out today. Because it’s Brexit day.


#38

Also, is there not an official Glastonbury thread? I hate how all Glastonbury chat’s taking place in such a cynical thread; one in which Michael Eavis has been described as a “prick” when he is, in fact, The Loveliest Man.