That’s what that celebrity-touching thread was really about, before it descended into ‘Dannii or Diana’. So, do you have a mate who has slept with someone famous? I had a friend who was having a thing with Bond-theme-singer Sam Smith.
I know someone who had a MFF threesome with Jason Biggs. I don’t think her boyfriend at the time - now husband - ever found out.
I’m afraid not
Oooo, I know someone who kissed Benedict Cumberbatch when they were at uni together! Swoon.
Was he Biggs by name only?
I didn’t want to picture it.
I have a friend who has claimed to have kissed Ed Sheeran, but before he was famous. I am dubious.
Why are you dubious?
The plural would probably come in handy in the circumstances.
(Sorry, a bit NRwRC)
My sister wanked off Shaka Hislop
Oh yeah, when I started working here and got the usual background questions etc. I kind of wondered why nobody asked me about Prince William/Kate Middleton since I was at St Andrews at the same time as them (not that it’s interesting or that I’ve got anything to tell, but you usually get a question or two).
Turns out Kate’s last ex before Wills works in legal, so they’ve had much juicier royal gossip to chew on.
She has a reputation for exaggerating. Plus, it was in a pub up north in the middle of nowhere. Still, it could be true I guess.
My girlfriend’s mate briefly dated Matt Lucas
Did it put her off Star Wars for life?
How did you find out Balonz’s sister’s name?
Assumed she had the same name as him.
I don’t get this joke. Is it something about his final front ear?
I’m not joking.