Go on then, who pees in the swimming pool?


#1

I do not. Find it a bit selfish if I’m being honest. Just pop to the toilets, rather than standing next to someone and urinating.

Obviously the sea is a completely different kettle of fish (no pun intended or indeed committed)

AIBU?


#2

Gross. Can we have one of those new earth-like planets for those who don’t do things like this?


#3

Children


#4

one time when I was working as a lifeguard a child swam past me and said ‘I’m peeing’


#5

I’ve never pissed in a swimming pool. What if it was a dark piss? Wouldn’t the cloud be visible?


#6

“if anything happens to you son, i’m going to have to let you drown”


#7

Who funds this kind of research?


#8

The Natural Sciences and Engineering Research Council of Canada. Obviously.


#9

God bless them.


#10
  • I have never pissed in a swimming pool (apart from maybe as an infant)
  • Please remove me from the planet immediately

0 voters


#11

If your piss is that dark you have bigger worries than it being visible.


#12

In my youth, when drunk at a private pool, I shat into my hand and lobbed it into the garden from the pool. The good thing is you don’t even need to wash your hands as you are already in chlorinated water.


#13

Would not dream of weeing in one though.


#14

Sometimes I forget to drink a lot of fluids, okay!


#15

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#16

most disgusting swimming pool i’ve ever been in was in china. folk hacking up coughs and spitting into the pool(!!) off to the side like, but still in the same water

still gives me the boak just thinking about it.


#17

Seeing as infant is up to about 4, there’s a lot of liars in this poll


#18

Last age at which you pissed in a swimming pool (ish)

  • 4 or under
  • 5-7
  • 8-10
  • 11-13
  • 14-16
  • 17-19
  • 20 and above
  • still pissing in pools regularly

0 voters


#19

nigga why you babysitting only two or three shots?
imma show you how to turn it up a notch
first you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you piss in
pool full of liquor then you piss in


#20

Was expressly told when younger that there was a chemical in swimming pools which turned purple on contact with urine to identify pool pissers. As a result, I have never done it.