Goals setting

Fuck, left this too late and now there’s only a few days left and I can’t think of anything.

What should I set as goals for the next year?

Being more prompt in your setting of goals

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They need to be realistic

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and by that, I mean achievable so when it comes to my review I can easily say “Fucking NAILED it”

Don’t quit

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Eat one scotch egg or more a week.

Good metrics on this one

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Identify key stakeholders and schedule regular connect sessions throughout the year to stengthen your network and build profile (ie go to the pub with some workmates a few times a year)

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Pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralise them.

Genuinely might copy/paste this one (aside from the brackets)

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Now we’re talking. I like “Uncompromised Justice” as a title.

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Serve the public trust.
Protect the innocent.
Uphold the law.

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Freekicks
Bicycle kicks
The Penos

Gary-Goals-ad

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Sadly those skills aren’t applicable, but I like the style!!!

Don’t forget to use the SMART format.

Stupid
Mandatory
Assessment
Requirements
Twat

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Stupid: Already achieved, cannot be a future goal.
Mandatory: Stretch target.
Assessment: Already a practitioner in judging other people.
Requirements: Too late to become organised at this point (of life).
Twat: See Assessment.