#62

Oh dear

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#63

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#64

Oh no @profk

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#65

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#66

#67

This is true (I’ve done mystery shopping). Normally the requirement is a check back during each course.

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#68

You are mid-way through eating your main course and are dining with a group of three or more people. You need the loo (just for a piss). Do you:

  • Put a napkin over your food
  • Put an empty dish/bowl over your food
  • Hand your plate of food to a member of staff to look after
  • Put your plate of food on an adjacent empty table
  • Take your plate of food in with you
  • Put your plate of food on your chair
  • Quickly eat the rest of your food before going to the toilet
  • Ask a member of your group to watch your food for you

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#69

I would just piss myself

#70

Er…none of the above as they’re all weird.

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#72

I do this because I need to know if they have decent veggie options

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#73

Safety first - wouldn’t want one of my dining colleagues just helping themselves tbh tbf :scream:

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#74

remember when we all beautifully shared the exact same approach with this during DiS BikeCurry 2017? lovely scenes.

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#76
  • Start when everyone’s food has arrived
  • Ask the table if they’re ok with me starting before their food has arrived
  • Dig straight in

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#77

You’re out for a meal with someone - you’ve ordered a starter and main course, whereas they have only ordered a main course. They complain to you that your order of a starter is delaying the arrival of their main course, and as they are hungry, this is upsetting to them.

  • They have taken a reasonable position on this issue
  • They’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand how anything in the world works

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#78

[ x ] Wait until someone else says “Oh don’t wait for us - eat!”

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#79

My name isn’t eat

#80

Rejected title for Jason Lee’s new comedy

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#81

You nip to the toilet for a whizz/poo and when you get back to your table your food has arrived

  • Of course I reference Uma Thurman’s line from Pulp Fiction
  • I am a joyless husk

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#82

Pooing in a restaurant? That’s sub-theo behaviour

#83

hate this, your food is going cold. eat when it arrives. none of the polite waiting malarky.