I swear it’s every week that my neighbours are mowing their lawn. Thing is, it’s not even a lawn it’s just a gravel car park. Then they get the weed blower out, but like… seriously, every bloody week.
And then there’s the tosser with the motorbike who never, ever rides it but goes outside and revs it for twenty minutes twice a week so that even three floors up all I can smell is petrol.
WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE ACHIEVING???