U do tea? @JaguarPirate

I swear it’s every week that my neighbours are mowing their lawn. Thing is, it’s not even a lawn it’s just a gravel car park. Then they get the weed blower out, but like… seriously, every bloody week.
And then there’s the tosser with the motorbike who never, ever rides it but goes outside and revs it for twenty minutes twice a week so that even three floors up all I can smell is petrol.

WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE ACHIEVING???

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forgot to get more lemons, so I was one short. Will pop out later though, want to have some ready for tomorrow’s heat

oh wait can just half the recipe and do it with what i have. brb starting that

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It is hot and I am on holiday for a week :partying_face:
I have a massive red spot on my chin :sob:

  • When I have a massive spot I make sure to announce it to every one I meet within the first few minutes so as to address the elephant in the room and assure everyone that I am aware and I am doing what I can to remedy the temporary, unfortunate situation
  • I don’t do this

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Ideal weather for a small pint

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  • @Gnometorious and @avery were very smart indeed, chosing to take this qeek off work
  • What a pair of fools they were.
  • Are
  • Omg! You’ve got the week off?
  • Congratulations
  • I hope it rains all week
  • Oooh pizza just arrived

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Got a new tote :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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“Qeek” is a British term with which I am unfamiliar.
emot-buddy

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It’s some of that mad phonetic speak.

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I love a qeek off work.

Any qime at all to be honest.

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want a beer tonight (sorry hoogz) but i’m three days into a 5 day antibiotics course. technically it says don’t drink for the first 2-3 days so it should be fine… but

  • :beer:
  • :no_entry_sign:

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I suppose it depends on whether you actually want your antibiotics to work or not

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Ffs

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wish i was in jedward

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not in that way, but also in that way

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Gummy bears in a glass jar? We’re through the looking glass now people.

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Plastic! Had to fish it out of the recycling :grin:

I try so hard to be a classy bird, it never works

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I love that you could have cut the label off but chose to keep it on there too.

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Yeah, if I’m being sensible with my booze urges on the antibiotics then you have to as well, sorry @ericVII. Especially on dry Monday, you don’t want to disappoint Hoogy.

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i’ve been disappointing him for months (or years) tbf

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