Good morning sports fans


Magazine for scale?

Was out of scaling bananas, could only find a scaling banana recipe for scale.


Might watch some DOTA2 today

absolute shite weather on a bank holiday what the fuck

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considering trying dota2 for some reason.

is this a good idea?

  • yes
  • no
  • i’m not epimer but i want to vote

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2 slices is just greedy

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forgot it was a bank holiday. was wondering why people were eating cooked breakfasts, having sex and watching video games on a Monday.


Looking to book my covid jab. Closest place I can book? 70 miles away. 🤷

Day out I guess.

about to go and buy some tomato plants to plant in my veg patch.

will surely fuck it up somehow.


I’m at work if that helps.

Discovered a new type of cow yesterday ‘Belted Galloway’, great cow.

Got a big stripe down them, looks fantastic.

Not this

drinks I like to have with a cooked breakfast:

  • tea
  • orange juice
  • apple juice
  • tomato juice
  • pineapple juice
  • other juice
  • coffee
  • smoothie
  • water
  • milk
  • other

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Can’t do hot drink with a hot meal. Juice, or if it’s an all day breakfast, pint.

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sort of feel like my polls aren’t being taken seriously today.

Apparently someone called Niall Horan is here on holiday and was in the shop. :man_shrugging:

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Are you in the same age bracket as me? (The most recent one to be released?) I’ve been holding out for something in our town - our nearest is an hour’s drive at the moment.

THE Niall Horan?!

Fucking hell it’s not even 10:30 yet I could do stuck today fucking hell bollocks