:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kershaw
A thousand million times this. Liz Kershaw Remembers Things is easily the most painful two hours of radio out there.
It’s like your auntie’s been tanning the sherry at Christmas and decided to try her hand at podcasting.
“Ey…errr…d’you remember The Macc Lads? Ey, they were proper great, weren’t they? What was that one they done…summat about Camberwick Green where it were all kickin’ off. That were a great singl…oh no, 'ang on, that were 'Alf Man 'Alf Biscuit, weren’t it? Ey, what am I like, eh? 'Ere, 'ave I done me Smashie and Nicey impression yet?..”
cut to footage of producer with his head in his hands, fade to black…
“…d’you remember Curly Wurlys?..”