Got a splinter in my finger


#1

quite annoying

any splinter anecdotes?


#2

I had one once, it was also quite annoying.


#3

Got one about the time he found some turtles in the sewer, but you’ve probably heard it before.


#4

#5

take it to the Marvel thread


#6

RIP TKC


#7

Sorry, not into kids films.


#8

Except that Rosario Dawson one, that was alright.


#9


#10

I dropped my iPad on my foot and it hurts


#11

I had one that was so deep I couldn’t reach it. After a few days it rose out of the tip of my finger on a wave of pus, looked like Excalibur.


#12

I once got a splinter in my finger when chopping wood and then a bit later I had a tiny hard lump on my finger and I prodded it with a pin and eventually squeezed out what looked like a tiny (1-2mm) little egg. Yes the splinter had laid an egg (idk).

Some lovecraftian body horror for you right there.


#13

If a rat implying he was wanking on a rooftop makes me a nerd then so be it.


#14

I stand by my original jpeg.


#15

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#16

They can travel through your body and burst your heart.