Mine is Alex Garland is fucking shit
As good as the Vito bits are, the Michael Corleone sections of Godfather II are almost all incredibly boring and hard to follow. The widely held II > I opinion utterly baffles me.
Batman Returns is the shittest film ever made.
Freddy Got Fingered is a Dadaist masterpiece.
High school comedies are the pinnacle of films
Coens don’t make enjoyable films.
so much of the Golden Age 70s stuff just isn’t that good really
probably my least fav film decade
The Conversation, for example, was such a drag
Every non-musical film would be immeasurably improved by the addition of just one big musical number
Said this many times on here, but Paris, Texas really is the most fucking appalling thing I’ve ever seen.
Ooh yeah that one’s on my list to watch
Don’t think so
Yeah a lot of these films are very dull. At first I thought it couldn’t be helped and it’s just a fact that older films are slower and more opaque but some of the stuff from like the 40’s that I’ve watched proper zips along
Panic Room is the best David Fincher film by a stretch
there’s loads of imaginative stuff in there I’m sure and Blazin Saddles remains an all timer for me, so it’s not all bad. But it just feels like there’s so many deadly serious, macho, grey, slow films that are wildly acclaimed and just don’t chime with me at all
Nic Cage is a better actor than Day-Lewis
Finding Nemo is shit
(all Dory’s fault)
Inside Out is one of the least engaging Pixar films
Heathers is really overrated, all the sassy soundbites sound like they were written solely for the purpose of being sassy soundbites and don’t work at all
Mike Bassett England Manager has the best rewatch value of any comedy
Alright, Lindsay Ellis
Red State (2011, dir. Keven Smith) is good, actually.