#47

He would have been (4)3 years old today (well Saturday, but he loved having a birthday/week as he was so young at heart)

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#48

I guess take my driving test. The issue however is not that I can’t drive, just that I’m somehow convinced I’m unable/shouldn’t be allowed to.

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#49

More mind limits! :thinking:

#50
  • Lose 2 stone
  • move to Amsterdam (may be incompatible with the first one!)
  • record an EP with my band before I move
  • write a cover feature
#51

Possibly because I’ve had way too much contact with family members lately, who are some of the most discouraging people on earth.

Maybe add:
Return to previous solid tactic of avoiding relatives

#52

Buy house, move into house
Get promoted at work
Improve climbing by a grade
See friends more often - especially those who aren’t local
Visit Helsinki

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PLANS FOR 2018 :tada:
#54

uncheck my privilege
smash my mind limits
stop taking it from the man

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#55

Mr Mokervator!

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#56

I never learnt when I was 17, basically because my parents said I was too stupid and would never be able to. I then lived in places with great public transport. When I left London in May, I applied for the licence on a whim, and took about 4-5 hours of lessons. I was generally fine, didn’t even stall the car or so much as touch another car or the kerb, but I was just convinced I was going to run someone over. Really didn’t help that the instructor thought it was a great idea to have me drive round a junior school at 3pm on the first lesson.

Of course my family were all “why can’t you drive already, you loser?” after that. Then I ran out of money for driving lessons.

#58

Gunna moker change,
for once in my life,
It’s gunna feel good, gunna moker difference,
gunna make it ri-i-i-i-ight

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#60

I went to Helsinki this year. Was beautiful, clean and everyone is attractive and well educated.

Probably not true but that really was the impression. Also went to a banging techno night.

Also Long Drink is ace.

Sorry if you’ve been before or you’re a regular visitor and I’m talking like I’m Saara friggin’ Aalto.

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#61

You done your CBT yet?

#62

Singing this to the tune of unbreak my heart.
falls apart after the first line tbh

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#63

You idiots! The lizards have all the privileges!

At leas the shape shifting ones do. The smaller ones that climb your apparent wall in Spain don’t really have any rights.

Won’t someone think of the gekkos??

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#64

Learn Dutch
Move to the Netherlands
Be Dutch

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#65

thanks <3

#66

Here’s more Carambar jokes to torture you:

https://twitter.com/carambar_blague

#67

glad I’m not actually the only person in existence who can’t drive

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#69

Keep another human alive throughout, mainly

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#70

Sorry this is a bit grim but…

Been thinking a bit about starting early preparations for what to do in the event of a major World/European conflict. Nothing concrete, just maybe start saving money and do a bit of research into immigration rules for places that are relatively out of the way/safe/whatever, and start speaking to my family about it to see if we should all be planning together. I think that’s my main goal for 2017.