Fcuk fof 8m.

just goes to show family is a load of crap

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I implied it could be bullshit! No need to start trouble :slight_smile:

Sure there used to be a DiSer whose granddad invented Subbuteo. Always thought it was HYG but must be someone who’s left.

my great uncle was President of the GAA for 3 years (before i was born)

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As far as I know my family had nothing to do with Subbuteo (I had a set when I was a kid, though I ended up turning the pitch upside down and putting it over some books to create instant terrain for sweet Warhammer 40K battles).

My dad claims he once dated the (grand?)daughter of the man who invented rawlplugs if that helps.

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my Grandad owned a monkey and a parrot and was overseas a lot. The monkey bit my dad on the chin and left a scar. That’s pretty interesting, right?

My mother had an aunt who lived in France for most of her life. She was active in the resistance during the war and was caught and sent to Auschwitz. When she arrived they gave her the prison number tattoo. She worked in the camp as a nurse and when the prison guards found out she was a Jew they crossed out the original number tattoo and gave her another one. We took her to visit Auschwitz when she turned 90 (at her request - not a horrifying birthday surprise) and the museum staff had never seen two tattoos, or known that there were Jewish nurses working at the camp. She had a series of small dogs throughout her life, all of which were named Judah. When she died she was on Judah Six.

On my dad’s side he had an uncle who had a penchant for robbing post offices and banks. He used to leave getaway cars outside my grandad’s house and my dad and his sister would play in them for a few days before they’d disappear. This same uncle disappeared for years (probably banged up) and the next time we saw him was on the front of the local paper being outed as the man responsible for introducing crystal meth to County Durham.

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my 2nd cousin or something like that was miss greece (dunno what year)

my cousin won bronze and gold in swimming at the paralympics, got an MBE

my grandmother was related to a famous greek musician but i can’t remember his name

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I dunno what to say man. Hence the shrug.

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don’t worry I believe you are telling the truth but the relative obscurity but also recognisability of the anecdote would make it a perfect one for a porky :slight_smile:

this guy is my second cousin

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*primo segundo

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ok!

Second cousin is an Olympian gold medallist i believe

I forget that he was first choice at Real for a while.

Mad as fuck (in the sense that he’s your cousin, i mean).

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Some interesting stories about her ‘activities’ in a book that I just read.

I’m unhealthily jealous of him.

To say the least. Not sure if tracking down her fortunes will also uncover 8mm film of Bob Monkhouse in the nip