Got any ivory items?



I have an ivory elephant thing. oh, the i(v)ro®ny.

it’s about 60 years old and it’s pretty cool, I can tell ya.

come at me!


Don’t think so mate, got a couple of little pot things with little tiny spoons that might possibly be ivory though




I had to go to hospital last week to have an ivory dildo removed.


My Mum tried to get it out with barbecue tongs.


“tusk tusk, Saps,” she said