It’s a risky one but I’ll go as far as to say I agree with you to a 40% threshold level.

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Oh yeah. Sorry Bammers, gonna have to retract my earlier admiration for that opinion.

Sick of everyone painting their homes white or grey. Whatever happened to colour?

mate that’s a ridiculous opinion that deserves to be mocked.

Never been to a bad barbecue ever.

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Whenever I see a colourful house I think the owners are probably twats.

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Wallpaper, a load of shit. There’s another opinion for you.

Me neither, but I would say that it’s the communal aspect of the bbq that makes them enjoyable and that the actual method of cooking food like that is not actually that good.

know what else is shit?

carpets. curtains. absolute wank, the lot of them.

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woahwoahowah, what’s wrong with curtains?!

ever seen a nice pair of curtains?

no, you haven’t.

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I like a carpet and given the fact I’m waking up at fucking 5am every day at the minute thanks to shitty blinds I’m gonna have to throw my support behind curtains as well.

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haven’t you ever heard of blackout blinds? come on.

Whenever I see a house I think the owners are probably twats.

fixed it for you.

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Bang on tbh mate.

There’s a story in Limmy’s new short-story collection about a curtain that attacks it’s owners which I read this morning. It was very stupid but I was entertained by the commitment to the minutia of conversation that a scenario like that would throw up.

(3 characters etc)

Shit barbecue ALWAYS = shit food. Can have all the fancy marinades you want but unless you drop a bit of bunse on a decent kettle jobby it will be burnt, raw and taste of ash

Check yr homeowner privilege obviously.

I don’t know, I like the smell of the cooking and the smoke and the heat, even if the people are boring I can just sit there and enjoy relaxing.

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Getting drunk in hot weather with yer pals, find hard to care about the food really.

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