Got any pipe dreams?

#1

Thinking about opening a pub in some out of the way place in the woods with a little room for live music in the back.

Wbu?

#2

move to a small city in europe somwhere

#3

Opening a wee greasy spoon cafe in my later years that I open and close on a whim.

#4

I would like to make the top cut of a National level Netrunner tournament or higher.

Or relocate to Scotland but keep the same job. One of the two.

#5

Design my own house, obviously.

#6

Would quite like to learn how to make sushi properly then have a tiny basement restaurant that seats 8 people.

#7

Would you go on grand designs? Always wondered if they get any dosh for going on there.

#8

What ya gonna do when you get there?

#9

All of them

#10

Iā€™ve idly thought about moving to Glasgow and trying to do a portfolio year at the school of art. Iā€™m too much of a square to ever do it though.

#11

A cute cake shop with a garden cafe bit. Basically cakes and flowers, but I canā€™t bake and I kill every plant I own and I am v lazy so this would never happen :pensive:

#12

Maybe own one of these one day to really sophisticate my vape gameā€¦

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#13

Iā€™d just like to have some sort of functioning business by the time iā€™m forty which turns over enough money to pay my bills but involves quite a small amount of actual work on my part.

And a small old house in a town or city somewhere sunny somewhere abroad i can get a direct flight to in under two hours to spend evey other weekend.

Not that unachievable, surely?

#14

To own a house before I die.

#15

Pick one!

#16

Camper van tour of Europe and beyond

#17

Mate of mineā€™s got one of these. Obviously at first I thought ā€œwhat a twatā€ but nowā€¦ Iā€™m onside with it. Holding a pipe or a pipelike thing is very satisfying.

#18

To own a restaurant I do zero work in but turn up occasionally to sit at ā€˜myā€™ table in the corner and everyone makes a bit of a fuss over me.

#19

:rotating_light: @DiSBikeWankers assemble! Group ride to Jazzballetā€™s cake shop. :rotating_light:

#20

Excellent pipe dream, there.