Got any pipe dreams?


#1

Thinking about opening a pub in some out of the way place in the woods with a little room for live music in the back.

Wbu?


#2

move to a small city in europe somwhere


#3

Opening a wee greasy spoon cafe in my later years that I open and close on a whim.


#4

I would like to make the top cut of a National level Netrunner tournament or higher.

Or relocate to Scotland but keep the same job. One of the two.


#5

Design my own house, obviously.


#6

Would quite like to learn how to make sushi properly then have a tiny basement restaurant that seats 8 people.


#7

Would you go on grand designs? Always wondered if they get any dosh for going on there.


#8

What ya gonna do when you get there?


#9

All of them


#10

I’ve idly thought about moving to Glasgow and trying to do a portfolio year at the school of art. I’m too much of a square to ever do it though.


#11

A cute cake shop with a garden cafe bit. Basically cakes and flowers, but I can’t bake and I kill every plant I own and I am v lazy so this would never happen :pensive:


#12

Maybe own one of these one day to really sophisticate my vape game…


#13

I’d just like to have some sort of functioning business by the time i’m forty which turns over enough money to pay my bills but involves quite a small amount of actual work on my part.

And a small old house in a town or city somewhere sunny somewhere abroad i can get a direct flight to in under two hours to spend evey other weekend.

Not that unachievable, surely?


#14

To own a house before I die.


#15

Pick one!


#16

Camper van tour of Europe and beyond


#17

Mate of mine’s got one of these. Obviously at first I thought “what a twat” but now… I’m onside with it. Holding a pipe or a pipelike thing is very satisfying.


#18

To own a restaurant I do zero work in but turn up occasionally to sit at ‘my’ table in the corner and everyone makes a bit of a fuss over me.


#19

:rotating_light: @DiSBikeWankers assemble! Group ride to Jazzballet’s cake shop. :rotating_light:


#20

Excellent pipe dream, there.