#44

my hands were not bare, but my soul was.

#45

Got tons of different social media accounts. Try to keep my personal life, band life and interest in serial killers relatively seperate.

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#46

What were on your hands? (Were or was?)

#47

I’m not even called colin.

I found someone’s drivers licence a while back and haven’t sent it back to DVLA yet. How much of a new identity could I theoretically spin out of that?

#48

Always try and keep band and work life separate as I hate that “oohh youre in a band? What are you called? Play us a song!” Nonsense that happens the second you bring an instrument into the office

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#49

“we’re called Fightmilk”
“Why?”
“It’s from a thing don’t worry about it”

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#50

i can’t do this anymore.

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#51

Not to worry, enjoy your evening!

#52

Ooh you’re in a band?? What is it? Screaming satanic death metal lollll

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#54

yeah i find telling them that i just make horrible noise shit works. helps that gf works in the same office and just goes yeah his musics awful

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#56

the office worker is my secret identity, community.drownedinsound.com is where i am my real self, i live for this shit

#57

I have a whole other life where im not a duck

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#58

This is a shared account, there are 4 of us posting at any given time

#59

all right Rebekah

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#60

It’s a fair cop

#61

sorry forgot to answer your second question. depends whether the thing on my hands was singular or whether they were plural.

#62

Thanks for getting back to me.

However, what if the thing on your hands was/were “sheep”?

#63

“sheep” in that context is plural so: were.

#64

You are smart and benevolent.

#65

smart is a ridiculous understatement, almost to the point of being a vicious slur