Need to be on an airplane though
I can make weather
(provided it’s wind)
Pretty, pretty good at soup. You might say it’s a, hehe, souperpower. I mean, you might say that.
I knew you’d say that.
Always know who’s shagging in any office I work in
I can move objects with my mind.
(The objects are also in my mind).
Doesn’t count if it’s you mate
Oh yeah? Well, I can create objects within my mind
Caught wanking behind a fax today?
Corrosive hand sweat, the worst superpower
Would be relegated to work in the X-Men’s postroom, until they need a very important envelope opened in a way nobody would be able to prove. Then they call for ACID MAILMAN
All my posts turn to gold
@Antpocalypsenow Now That’s What I Call Community Gold
Powerful at crying
Adding time travel to his list of powers too?
I’ve got something to admit.
I can’t really punch through metal (up to 15cm thickness) with my left hand.
I was just trying to impress you all but it was a lie. Sorry everyone.
I had a feeling you were only a 14cm guy.