Got any things you like to say when in a conversation you have no knowledge on?


#1

You know, an equivalent to “The thing about Arsenal is they try and walk it in”

I like to say “the head gasket is always the first thing that goes” if I ever accidentally end up in a car conversation.

You?


#2

No, I just keep quiet.


#3

Probably for the best eh


#4

#5

Hasn’t happened yet but I’d definitely say “osmosis is the movement of water from a high concentration to a low concentration through a partially-permeable membrane” if I ever got stuck in some kind of science chat with a boffin.


#6

“Yes, but mainly in the south”.


#7

Context please, friend.


#8

Was briefly roped into a conversation about boxing at the weekend. I just acted really incredulously at the ages of the two combatants.

“Oh yeah, Klitschko’s like 40-something isn’t he? And Joshua’s like 25? Mad!”


#9

Terrific stuff, well played pal. You worked that effortlessly.


#10

funny thing is though, in all my time owning crappy old cars, I’ve never had a head gasket go


#11

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yIj7PAQxu6o/VWGqwie6I7I/AAAAAAAALNI/jbXA_bIVfy0/s1600/ecuminical.png


#12

Literally doesn’t matter, you can throw it in regardless and people will nod and consider it sage wisdom.


#13

Yes, but mainly in the south.


#14

This guy gets it.


#15

Fuck, he’s right.


#16

Don’t think this situation has ever arisen, tbh.


#17

Nice punning!

(TBH I just try to make a daft pun or music reference)


#18

Just stay quiet until people are polite enough to talk about something interesting


#19

I normally just fain anger and they change the subject


#20

How do you go about feigning anger non-verbally?