Got exactly £4.60 in my wallet

and off to lidl shortly. what shall I buy?

fyi, I have tin of tuna and 4 nanas on the list. so that’s about a quid.

could do with some snacks, if that helps

4.6 tacos

Do they do a Pringles equivalent?

Dunno mate, I use Ocado.

yeah, but I’m not really a crisp guy, man. don’t mind those veg crisps though

Get some of them in that case mate. You’ve earned them.

Just spent £130 in Waitrose.

Ooft!

and you didn’t think of asking us what to buy?!?

Early Alanis Morisette lyrics needed revising

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Is this the first sighting of ‘Early X lyrics needed work’ on the new boards?

Should be added to the Disisms Disipedia thread.

Got exactly £4.60 in my wallet.

Isn’t that an Art Brut song title?

currently carrying £201.40
got my rent haven’t I, tempting fate aren’t I

You’re the reason my lettings agent don’t understand what a standing order is, aren’t you.

My “lettings agent” is a cab driver who lives in Essex so I’m quite sure it’s all beyond fucked, but let’s go with yes.

I stand corrected. A rare ‘deemed disappointing’ rather than the usual ‘needed work’.

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Tinned fish. Thousands of them.

Genuinely a Lidl store cupboard great.

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got about 12p

Nobody asked you mate

forget everything, guys. ended up spending a whopping £16.19. got a lot of stuff. this shit would have cost 25+ in sainos or whatever