Got invited to a fruit themed fancy dress party again the other week

So I went, as pear

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Not your grapest work

Those parties don’t a peel to me

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You’re a lemon mate

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Did you mango?

strawberries

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Orange you glad about… something something

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This thread is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-r-s-e

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I went to a fruit themed fancy dress party a few years ago. Ended up wearing some daft fuzzy green costume my pal lent me. Felt like a right gooseberry

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hohoho

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I thought I was dressed as a very sexy fruit. But did apple? (did I pull)

Did you take a girl as a date?

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No, he was too busy raisin hell.

Let’s stick to fish puns eh lads

Went to a fruit themed fancy dress orgy and blew a raspberry

Sounds like a peach of a night

Was working at a fruit themed fancy dress party the other week. Got asked to essentially chaperone someone dressed as a yellow citrus fruit, get them drinks, show them where things were etc. I was a lemonade