not going to offer them to share with anyone in the office
1 Like
Yeah, I’m a bit overweight too
make sure everyone knows what flavour you’ve got though
“WOW COCONUT!!!”
“WOW PENA COLADA!!!”
etc
5 Likes
sours pack, only 5 flavours! im outraged
just smashed through 600 calories of chocolate coated cranberries 
3 Likes
Remember I was on some medication once that made me crave two tubes of jellybellys every morning, halcyon days
*PENOID COLADA
Yeah mate. With water, as if they’re pills.
Recently my sister’s boyfriend brought some of those jelly beans were some of them taste disgusting round and I took some to fill my jar on accounts of how, given I swallow them with water as if they’re pills, it doesn’t matter if they’re disgusting.
Thanks for your query. I trust you are well?
Why eat them at all?
I should clarify that I swallow jelly beans with water as if they’re pills before going for an early morning run as opposed to just doing it for enjoyment. I find that they give me an energy boost without having to eat a breakfast which makes me feel sluggish.
2 Likes
Wasn’t expecting to be satisfied by your response but, credit where credit is due, that makes a lot of sense
3 Likes
Thank you. You are literally the only person on the planet that has reacted positively regarding this. I appreciate it.
3 Likes
idk if it does
1 Like
The world fears mavericks
1 Like
I heard that once
Have you ever considered shoving them up your arse?
6 Likes
This still doesn’t explain why you wouldn’t just chew the jelly beans! Surely it will have the same end goal.
But I really can’t see that being good for your stomach cause you’re not broken then down with saliva.
How about if he shoves them up his arse?
2 Likes
You could try Danny Champion of the Worlding some raisins with some kind of amphetamine inside them, might work well.
1 Like