Got some Jelly Bellys

not going to offer them to share with anyone in the office

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Yeah, I’m a bit overweight too

make sure everyone knows what flavour you’ve got though

“WOW COCONUT!!!”
“WOW PENA COLADA!!!”

etc

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sours pack, only 5 flavours! im outraged

just smashed through 600 calories of chocolate coated cranberries :muscle:

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Remember I was on some medication once that made me crave two tubes of jellybellys every morning, halcyon days

Hey @Antpocalypsenow you still swallowing jelly beans whole?

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*PENOID COLADA

Yeah mate. With water, as if they’re pills.

Recently my sister’s boyfriend brought some of those jelly beans were some of them taste disgusting round and I took some to fill my jar on accounts of how, given I swallow them with water as if they’re pills, it doesn’t matter if they’re disgusting.

Thanks for your query. I trust you are well?

Why eat them at all?

I should clarify that I swallow jelly beans with water as if they’re pills before going for an early morning run as opposed to just doing it for enjoyment. I find that they give me an energy boost without having to eat a breakfast which makes me feel sluggish.

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Wasn’t expecting to be satisfied by your response but, credit where credit is due, that makes a lot of sense

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Thank you. You are literally the only person on the planet that has reacted positively regarding this. I appreciate it.

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idk if it does

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The world fears mavericks

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I heard that once

Have you ever considered shoving them up your arse?

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This still doesn’t explain why you wouldn’t just chew the jelly beans! Surely it will have the same end goal.

But I really can’t see that being good for your stomach cause you’re not broken then down with saliva.

How about if he shoves them up his arse?

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You could try Danny Champion of the Worlding some raisins with some kind of amphetamine inside them, might work well.

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