Got some Jelly Bellys


#1

not going to offer them to share with anyone in the office


#2

Yeah, I’m a bit overweight too


#3

make sure everyone knows what flavour you’ve got though

“WOW COCONUT!!!”
“WOW PENA COLADA!!!”

etc


#4

sours pack, only 5 flavours! im outraged


#5

just smashed through 600 calories of chocolate coated cranberries :muscle:


#6

Remember I was on some medication once that made me crave two tubes of jellybellys every morning, halcyon days


#7

Hey @Antpocalypsenow you still swallowing jelly beans whole?


#8

:flushed:


#9

*PENOID COLADA


#10

Yeah mate. With water, as if they’re pills.

Recently my sister’s boyfriend brought some of those jelly beans were some of them taste disgusting round and I took some to fill my jar on accounts of how, given I swallow them with water as if they’re pills, it doesn’t matter if they’re disgusting.

Thanks for your query. I trust you are well?


#11

Why eat them at all?


#12

I should clarify that I swallow jelly beans with water as if they’re pills before going for an early morning run as opposed to just doing it for enjoyment. I find that they give me an energy boost without having to eat a breakfast which makes me feel sluggish.


#13

Wasn’t expecting to be satisfied by your response but, credit where credit is due, that makes a lot of sense


#14

Thank you. You are literally the only person on the planet that has reacted positively regarding this. I appreciate it.


#15

idk if it does


#16

The world fears mavericks


#17

I heard that once


#18

Have you ever considered shoving them up your arse?


#19

This still doesn’t explain why you wouldn’t just chew the jelly beans! Surely it will have the same end goal.

But I really can’t see that being good for your stomach cause you’re not broken then down with saliva.


#20

How about if he shoves them up his arse?