#14

Thank you. You are literally the only person on the planet that has reacted positively regarding this. I appreciate it.

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#15

idk if it does

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#16

The world fears mavericks

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#17

I heard that once

#18

Have you ever considered shoving them up your arse?

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#19

This still doesn’t explain why you wouldn’t just chew the jelly beans! Surely it will have the same end goal.

But I really can’t see that being good for your stomach cause you’re not broken then down with saliva.

#20

How about if he shoves them up his arse?

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#21

You could try Danny Champion of the Worlding some raisins with some kind of amphetamine inside them, might work well.

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#22

Just done my teeth mate

#23

What does that mean?

#24

Eat them then clean your teeth?

I honestly cannot get my head around this. It’s too weird.

#25

I got the reference. :+1:

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#26

Shoving them up your arse?

#27

Please try not to worry about it

#28

I really do though.

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#29

no you fucking pelmet. danny and his dad go poaching by soaking some raisins and threading a horse hair through them. this chokes the pheasants (or grouse) to death and they clean up.

#30

Shove it up your arse. Of course I’ve read Danny CotW! Who do you think I am, antpocalypsenow?

#31

Would it make your life better if I stopped swallowing jelly beans with water as if they’re pills?

#32

sorry mate, red mist.

#33

Then Jimmy Nail gets shouted at by Bobby Coltrane.