Got someone from Yorkshire visiting me this afternoon


#1

Any advice?


#2

Have a sweepstakes on here for how long it takes before he mentions being from Yorkshire.

I’ll have a fiver on “within 30 seconds”, please.


#3

Give them some rubbish tea, PG tips or something. Bound to piss them right off.


#4

Ask them if they want a ‘cup of brew’. they’ll think you’re very ‘reet’ local


#5

Don’t mention the war!!


#6

of the roses? Shit that was going to be my opener.


#7

No women in yorkshire


#8

He happens to be right but still shame on epimer!


#9

Tell them a beer costs £7 so you can hear the wonderful yorkshire warcry of “owwwwwwwwwwwwwwmuch”


#10

Be kind and polite


#11

I’d be on the tinnies already tbh


#12

He’s pretty senior so I’m going to have to do that anyway.


#13

Our vision is based on movement, so try to stay still.


#14

Prefix any noun you have to use with “God’s own…”

He’ll fucking LOVE IT. :white_flower:


#15

As in old or in authority or both?


#16

Authority. I’m rude as fuck to old shits (please see posts to zxcvbnm).


#17

This is a big day for whoever this is


#18

Which bit of Yorkshire? This matters.


#19

Dunno, he’s based in Castleford (note to self say ‘casselfud’) but I haven’t pried beyond that.

‘Pried’ looks weird, eh?


#20

Push him down the stairs.