Got someone from Yorkshire visiting me this afternoon

Any advice?

Have a sweepstakes on here for how long it takes before he mentions being from Yorkshire.

I’ll have a fiver on “within 30 seconds”, please.

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Give them some rubbish tea, PG tips or something. Bound to piss them right off.

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Ask them if they want a ‘cup of brew’. they’ll think you’re very ‘reet’ local

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Don’t mention the war!!

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of the roses? Shit that was going to be my opener.

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No women in yorkshire

He happens to be right but still shame on epimer!

Tell them a beer costs £7 so you can hear the wonderful yorkshire warcry of “owwwwwwwwwwwwwwmuch”

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Be kind and polite

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I’d be on the tinnies already tbh

He’s pretty senior so I’m going to have to do that anyway.

Our vision is based on movement, so try to stay still.

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Prefix any noun you have to use with “God’s own…”

He’ll fucking LOVE IT. :white_flower:

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As in old or in authority or both?

Authority. I’m rude as fuck to old shits (please see posts to zxcvbnm).

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This is a big day for whoever this is

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Which bit of Yorkshire? This matters.

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Dunno, he’s based in Castleford (note to self say ‘casselfud’) but I haven’t pried beyond that.

‘Pried’ looks weird, eh?

Push him down the stairs.

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