Got someone from Yorkshire visiting me this afternoon

Any advice?

Have a sweepstakes on here for how long it takes before he mentions being from Yorkshire.

Iā€™ll have a fiver on ā€œwithin 30 secondsā€, please.

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Give them some rubbish tea, PG tips or something. Bound to piss them right off.

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Ask them if they want a ā€˜cup of brewā€™. theyā€™ll think youā€™re very ā€˜reetā€™ local

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Donā€™t mention the war!!

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of the roses? Shit that was going to be my opener.

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No women in yorkshire

He happens to be right but still shame on epimer!

Tell them a beer costs Ā£7 so you can hear the wonderful yorkshire warcry of ā€œowwwwwwwwwwwwwwmuchā€

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Be kind and polite

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Iā€™d be on the tinnies already tbh

Heā€™s pretty senior so Iā€™m going to have to do that anyway.

Our vision is based on movement, so try to stay still.

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Prefix any noun you have to use with ā€œGodā€™s ownā€¦ā€

Heā€™ll fucking LOVE IT. :white_flower:

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As in old or in authority or both?

Authority. Iā€™m rude as fuck to old shits (please see posts to zxcvbnm).

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This is a big day for whoever this is

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Which bit of Yorkshire? This matters.

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Dunno, heā€™s based in Castleford (note to self say ā€˜casselfudā€™) but I havenā€™t pried beyond that.

ā€˜Priedā€™ looks weird, eh?

Push him down the stairs.

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