Any advice?
Have a sweepstakes on here for how long it takes before he mentions being from Yorkshire.
Iāll have a fiver on āwithin 30 secondsā, please.
Give them some rubbish tea, PG tips or something. Bound to piss them right off.
Ask them if they want a ācup of brewā. theyāll think youāre very āreetā local
Donāt mention the war!!
of the roses? Shit that was going to be my opener.
No women in yorkshire
He happens to be right but still shame on epimer!
Tell them a beer costs Ā£7 so you can hear the wonderful yorkshire warcry of āowwwwwwwwwwwwwwmuchā
Be kind and polite
Iād be on the tinnies already tbh
Heās pretty senior so Iām going to have to do that anyway.
Our vision is based on movement, so try to stay still.
Prefix any noun you have to use with āGodās ownā¦ā
Heāll fucking LOVE IT.
As in old or in authority or both?
Authority. Iām rude as fuck to old shits (please see posts to zxcvbnm).
This is a big day for whoever this is
Which bit of Yorkshire? This matters.
Dunno, heās based in Castleford (note to self say ācasselfudā) but I havenāt pried beyond that.
āPriedā looks weird, eh?
Push him down the stairs.