Got someone from Yorkshire visiting me this afternoon

Mention the fact that Leeds Utd are currently 1-0 down to the Myanmar All-Stars

Oh heā€™s probably all right then.

Leedsā€™s tour of Brusma is the shame of Yorkshire.

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How the fuck can twentynine edit my posts?

I mean Iā€™m glad he does, the handsome devil.

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Bring him some bighams meat paste as a gift

Ask him if he went out in Cas Vegas over the bank holiday or did he make the quick trip to Ponte Carlo instead

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BTW, we did an entire watch through quite recently but then we got into season 9 (most of the way through) and I just had to stop and my wife is angry with me.

I WILL NOT WASTE ANY MORE OF MY LIFE ON SEASON NINE

I am a finale defender but Season 9 is not good.

Tell him how much you love his county by professing your love for Eccles cakes, Freddie Flintoff and red roses.

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First day I went to my school tuck shop at break, I saw them but misread the handwritten sign.

A solid fortnight of bullying over asking for ā€œan eggless cakeā€ followed. :anguished: (Donā€™t actually like eggs, as it happens)

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ask if he misses The Chris Moyles Stadium (Featherstoneā€™s old ground name)

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The Tour De Yorkshire went through Cas the other day

you have to dress up like a whippet

Best Yorkshire

  • North
  • East Riding
  • South
  • West

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Least like proper Yorkshire

  • North
  • East Riding
  • South
  • West

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Nah, dress up as a Yorkshire Pudding.

Tell him you think the Tour de France has fell off a bloody cliff in recent years.

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alright, devo

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someone from essex pronounced salford as its spelt to me the other day. inside i was cringing but outside i was polite and kind

lol get rekt East Riding