I know people say this a lot, but I really could have written a better final episode than that. Not just the plot, but the dialogue and everything. Never even written anything in my life except creative writing for GCSE English Lit (A* for that particular piece of coursework, thank you)
Loved how they felt the need to have Tyrion explain the plotting of the last episode in excrutiating detail to Jon. Meanwhile ‘good man’ Jon Snow is all like “durrrr I dunno I guess the killing was bad, but I can see that, like, from her perspective, it was okay? I’m so confuuuuuused”
Also a million other things but I’ve already forgotten everything that happened because above all it was just so boring. Oh wait, no, them using Sam as a really heavy-handed way to demonstrate that Westeros wasn’t ‘ready’ for democracy, cos they were worried that if they didn’t put something like that in there they would get cancelled on Twitter for being monarchists. That was fun too.