Got your sights

set on anyone lately? Or a new person/s appearing in your fantasies? This is the filth thread.

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Yes, one particular person, many different scenarios. Get to re-enact lots of them too, which is nice.

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Haven’t been to the dentist in a while, so no.

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For the record I have a few new appearances…my soon to be lecturer is the star of the show at the moment. What a cliche.

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Yeah, I’m usually a roundhead

Few new schemes with the FWB that might be bringing in new people, but they are currently nameless faceless stunt partners so … no?

Standard issue crush on literally any redhead I see though.

Also leaking ceiling (wahey!) put a kibosh on a few previous plans so will have to see how that situation develops. Practicalities are the worst

You could have incorporated the ladder.

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Might run out of tables eventually.

I have completely lost my mojo atm. Hoping to get a new one for Christmas

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Yep, mines disappeared

Reviewing the medical records of an 80 year old and he is taking viagra. Fair play to still being arsed at that age.

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Got a GP friend who likes making sure that old people know they can keep shagging.

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Apparently nursing homes are a hot bed of sexual activity

Not much else to do with your time I suppose. Might as well.

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Yeah, they get loads of STIs as well because they don’t bother using any protection seeing as there’s no chance of pregnancy.

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I have mojo but no outlet

Early Killer’s lyrics needed rewriting

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You got married mate what did you expect

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